Cwrt Y Vil FC

Total Football in the heart of Llandough

PLAYER PROFILES

PLAYERS

PHOTO	NAME	POSITION	PROFILE
	Tim James	Captain / Midfielder / Goal Hanger	A unique box to floor midfielder and leader of the team. Never shy of a dramatic injury and always shy of getting back and defending. Tim can never be accused of not leading from the front.
	Mark Tucker	Goalkeeper	Known as the fisherman to his team mates as he relies on the net to catch the ball. An agile individual who is always keen to berate his defence. A sound shot stopper and has been known to score hatricks when thrown up front.
	Richard Percival	Right Back	Percy ploughs the furrow down the right flank. Energetic, skillful and talented are often words that are not associated with Percy, however he more than makes up for his shortcomings in the shower. Cwrt Y Vils own Red Rum...
	Fabian Collier	Right Back	A new edition to the squad, reduces the average age and height of the team by half. A quick, solid defender who will only get worse under his mentor Percy.
	Luke Boxall	Centre Back	A new recruit this season, a good tackler, pacey and good in the air he is a cracking aquisition. Has been known to suffer from head aches, but that could be because he is good friends with Tucks.
	Shaun Ryan	Centre Back	Is aiming to play for he club until he is a 100. He single handedly keeps the FAW afloat with the fines paid for frequent bookings and sending offs. A solid defender with a wicked step over
	Mark Thorne	Centre Back	He loves nothing more than himself. A good quick defender, always good for a brave last ditch tackle, but mind that hair. Often sets the managers heart racing when he takes his shirt off or brings his girlfriend..
	Rob Leonard	Left Back	Feels more at home when Llandough gets sandier. A cracking left back with a wand of a left foot. Cwrt Y Vils very own terror suspect.
	Peter Ingram	Centre Back	Built like an ox and blind as a bat. Peggy likes to go training but never turn up for the games. A commanding centre back, who's reading of the game could be enhanced by the introduction of braille. Ever present at all social occasions..
	Gregg Morgan	Right Midfield	A man with a solid shot and a Delap like throw in. With a head made of lead, he seems unable to lift it at times. May get time to work on his neck muscles in prison though as he has a 15 yr old girlfriend.
	Nick Reid	Right Midfield	Another newcomer to the side, a tricky wide man who has already had success in the scoring charts. Is driven to the game by his butler, but an unfortunate association with 'sticky' stephens can only count against him.
	Gareth Somerford	Centre Midfield	Gagsy has been said to do the ugly things well. He breaks up play with his constant harrasment of the opposition. Never shy to go in where it hurts. Soon to be a father, availability could be jepordy?
	Lee Penfold	Centre Midfield	A true athlete, but suffers from a heavy belief in voodoo and is scared to leave the centre circle. A man of many skills in training, can often be found in one of the bays many bars snogging his girlfriend. Recently made club history by being the first player to be subbed on and off in the same game.
	Dave Grant	Centre Midfield	Granty is our play maker. A crisp and accurate passer of the ball, but yet to get on the score sheet. A regular at the Vidal Sassoon salon you very rarely see a hair out of place. A David Beckham lookalike in his spare time and always has pristine boots.
	Scott Morgan	Left Midfield	He's bald, he's shit, he plays when no ones fit. Scotty is a regular on the score sheet and has two good feet, often ghosting into positions where he is not picked up. A Man Utd trial in his youth Has a dark obsession with burying people alive.
	Matt Thomas	Striker	Very rarely hits the target or passes to the captain. A poor mans Peter Crouch.
	Scott Davies	Striker	Another youth recruit and good striker. A good turn of pace with his finishing improving by the game. Works in Tesco of an evening and pimp by day.
	Rhodri Morgan	Striker	Student pikey who is putting on weight faster than Rick Waller. A very talented individual but is unlikely to be able to carry his own body weight past the age of 25.